I'm a disabled bisexual sub. I tried to sell myself as a sadist, but the truth is I get more excited by being dominated, humiliated, and deprived (begging for table scraps as others feast, etc...). My online mistress, Mistress Erika, calls me crippled jim, and I love it!
I'm also into horror flicks, comics, beer & whiskey, steaks & burgers, boxing, and writing sadistic fiction on my blog (slowly). I think it’s why I began my blog & other online stuff; so I could share those kinds of stories, jokes, etc...
Like I said, people with similar interests can follow me on; TWITTER and REDDIT.
Of course, this is intended as, admittedly juvenile, humor & fantasy, and is not intended to condone any kind of nonconsensual abuse in real life.
According to this chart, I should wear a size 8.5 shoe. Fortunately, my Mistress has other uses for me.
Two cruel wives are having coffee:
Wife 2: Where's Billy, your handicapped husband?Wife 1: I think I left him in the shower.
Wife 2: You showered him today? That's not like you.
Wife 1: Oh no, sweetie. We had to throw out our bath mat, so I stood on him during my shower; cheaper than a new mat.
Two cruel wives meet at grocery store:
Wife 2: What's that in your cart; Twinkies, fruit pies, cookies? Going off your diet?Wife 1: Oh no, sweetie. It's stuff for Billy, my handicapped husband.
Wife 2: But, won't he enjoy that stuff? That's not like you.
Wife 1: Don't be silly. I'm not going to feed them to him, I'm going to decorate his room with them. He'll be able to see them, even smell them, but he won't be able to reach them.
Wife 2: Isn't that an expensive way to torture him?
Wife 1: Believe me, his begging makes it worth every penny. Besides, I can always cut back on his meals to make up the difference.
Wife 2: Smart, very smart.
Two cruel wives are having coffee:
Wife 2: Where's Billy, your handicapped husband?
Wife 1: Oh, he's in his room watching TV.
Wife 2: You let him watch TV?
Wife 1: Sure, but I only let him watch Food Network.
Wife 2: I don't get it.
Wife 1: Looking at all those delicious dishes all day makes him so hungry
Wife 2: Then you don't make the dishes he sees.
Wife 1: Well, I make them for myself, just not for him. You should hear his tummy growl. Priceless!
Two cruel wives are having coffee:
Wife 2: Megan, I'm just curious. What do you feed Billy, your handicapped husband?
Wife 1: Oatmeal, every morning. No sugar, raisins, or anything like that, of course.
Wife 2: Of course. What about lunch and dinner?
Wife 1: Oatmeal, every morning.
Two cruel wives are having coffee:
Wife 2: Megan, is it hard to feed Billy, your handicapped husband?Wife 1: Not really, it's actually kind of fun.
Wife 2: I don't get it, isn't feeding him work?
Wife 1: Not really. I stand over him with a bowl of cold oatmeal and watch him lick my shoes and beg and beg. Then, when my shoes are clean, and I'm tired of watching him beg, I dump the bowl upside down and watch him eat it off the floor.
Wife 2: Sounds like fun.
Wife 1: Oh, it is. Well, it is fun for me.
Cruel Memes:
Do you plan on doing more captions like these?
ReplyDeleteEventually. Like 'em?
DeleteI do indeed.
DeleteWhich is your favorite?
DeleteI like the ones with moms.
DeleteMy favorite is the ice cream cone one.
A dommy mommy fan, eh? Very cool. I'll see what I can do.
DeleteClark, this one's (hot weather moms) for you.
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DeleteI enjoyed it.
DeleteBy the way, if you want a bigger audience you should try posting these to Bdsmlr, They allow these kind of captions.
Thank you, I'll check it out.
DeleteDid you ever check it out?
DeleteI tried to make it work for 2 days and things I uploaded kept disappearing. I'm just going to post here. If you add me on Twitter, I'll make sure you know whenever a new post goes up. ty for taking an interest.
DeleteWere either of these you?
Deletecarlapeel.blogspot.com
devilmommy.blogspot.com
Carla's blog inspired mine, but she was too extreme with the kids stuff. I have my limits in that regard. Devilmommy looks like a practical joker with her kids, but I only read one of hers about the jacket. I'm a bisexual man looking for an outlet.
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